A family of moddems had infested the telephone lines leading to PsyNinHQ, interfering with the PsychicNinjaGirl website. The placate the irritable Mirtin, Elia Grace surmounted the nearest telegraph pole using her Four-Fingered Nipple Grab. Once there, she nearly blacked out with vertigo, but instead she accidently unleashed a raw, inaugural Atomic Excrement Attack. The moddems fled faster than a zephyr, leaving Elia Grace to work out how to get back down again...